Oh for....I had a long post written and then lost it because I'm dumb.
Alright, lets do this again.
-Red Bull is in for some turbulences. Mark Webber won't stay down after this, I don't think so, and I think if Vettel and Webber ever fight for position again, Webber will either end ahead, or both will get a trip to the gravel/wall. Being aggressive is a game 2 can play. That, or he'll punch Vettel before the season ends. Oh, and that Vettel radio: "Seb, that was silly." Brilliant.
-Mercedes's team orders were quite dumb. Why didn't they let Rosberg past? They would have gotten a 3rd and a 4th position either way, Rosberg might have had a chance at attacking Webber. I can only think that Ross Brawn wanted Hamilton to have a podium with Mercedes as soon as possible, but it sounds really dumb. Neither Hamilton nor Rosberg looked too happy about it, but hopefully it won't cause unnecessary frictions between them.
-Ferrari...where to start. Fernando had a really pointless DNF. It seems it was his fault, and it was a rookie mistake. Even worse than a rookie mistake. Staying out with the wing like that is something that only a backmarker leading into the last lap would attempt to do. As for Massa, suddenly he can't drive fast anymore, I can't understand that. 5th in the end, but he should have been fighting the Mercedes at the very least, the car should be capable of that.
-Lotus: Grosjean managed a good race, he gained a few positions so it's fine. Räikkönen seemed to have a lot of troubles passing people (too short of a 7th gear again?) although the fight with Hulkenberg was quite fun to watch (my brother was raging as a fan of Kimi though). Solid points, but perhaps I expected more of them.
-Sauber: Hulkenberg had a solid race, with a lot of hard driving, just as it should be. Gutierrez did worse, but he's a rookie, so he still needs time to adapt. Hulkenberg's release going side-by-side with Räikkönen didn't seem too legal though, I wonder if there will be an investigation for that.
-McLaren: At the beginning Button showed he can take advantage of bad conditions, but once the track dried, it was clear McLaren doesn't have a car for top5, and barely for top10. Then they made a big mistake in Button's stop, which basically ended his race. As for Perez, he did the best the car allowed him, but I wonder, did McLaren think they would lose more than 20 seconds in the last lap due to the tyres? That pit stop in the last lap was quite weird.
Toro Rosso: Ehm, they didn't show up a lot in the broadcast, did they? Vergne's release directly into Charles Pic's path was quite dumb, and also, Ricciardo is having a bad start to the season, with 2 retirements in 2 races.
Williams: Well, 11th for Bottas is quite decent having in mind the current state of the car, but with many retirements ahead of them, that's not too promising. Maldonado retired again, after breaking his front wing in a trip to the travel, so a bad start to the season for him too.
Marussia: Wow. Bianchi 13rd, lapping his team mate, in a track he's never raced before. It's way too soon to talk about Ferrari (silly season is going to be fun) but if he can keep this momentum he'll be a solid candidate for some mid-field teams. As for Max Chilton, I'm not sure what kind of race he had, so I won't comment too much about it, but he's being outclassed right now. Perhaps he'll improve in the next races.
Caterham: Not too impressive, to be honest. They seem to have lost to Marussia this year, and neither Pic nor van der Garde seem to be the kind of drivers who can push a team that Caterham would need. Pic lost some time when he was rammed by Vergne in the pit stop, so perhaps he would have been ahead of Bianchi without that. Who knows.
Force India: Ehm...ehm...ehm...who gave those guys vodka before the race? I don't know what kind of problems they had, but it was quite silly, and at the same time, fun to watch. Not so fun for Sutil and Di Resta, who must be really frustrated. The car looked very strong in Malaysia, so it's a shame they have lost valuable points just like that.
Overall? I don't know. The race was dull at moments, then some other points were quite interesting, specially at the start. Oh, that first stop was amazing, the pit crews looked like they didn't know what to do with those cars parking in the pits. And the interviews at the end were quite the show. So overall it was entertaining, but perhaps the racing wasn't that good.
Oh, and as for waking up early. Just do it the right way and don't sleep at all. Way better.