Competitions & Contests (merged)

Omer Said · May 21, 2011

Woo great contest Eyghon, this comps and contests forum is for this and hopefully more of this kind of topics will come

Omer Said · May 21, 2011

Week 26 - Caption Competition - Poll

Hilarious captions once again, let's see which one amuses RD the most... :wink:

Capt1

Angel: Money!
Demon: Money!

Capt2

Angel: Serenade Mr.Mosely with my harp and run Formula one as normal with all your money.
Devil: Stab that Max with my pitchfork and keep the change!

Capt3

Angel:Let the masses watch it
Devil: Sell it to sky

Capt4

Angel: Don't sell to News Corp
Devil: Sell to News Corp

Capt5

Angel: Think about the planet...
Devil: Screw the planet! Think about the engine sound!

Picture of the Week

Poll is 15 days long, good luck to all submitters!
And vote, vote and even more vote please!!!...

Erik Tveit · May 21, 2011

Team Chief: Petrov, remember to activate your secret DRS front wing and your jet engine, okay?

Petrov: Like this boss?

Christoffer Haugen Pettersen · May 21, 2011

Jekabs Elerts · May 21, 2011

My number one driver wants to drive a death trap on winding roads of loose gravel with virtually no safety precautions?
Why not? I don't see any problem with that.

Alan Brierton · May 21, 2011

Should have said, its not my content so I'm ineligible to win, but thought that the pic had to be shared anyway :tongue:

Omer Said · May 21, 2011

Folks, please do not share off-topic things here, this thread is for the contest. We have fun and joke threads in the off-topic section. :thumb:

Also is that your creation Christoffer?

Erik Tveit · May 21, 2011

No well..

Omer Said · May 21, 2011

Erik Tveit said:
If you were in the Jungle and there was a lion in front of you and a Jaguar behind you, and you only had one bullet in your gun, what would you've done?
-Shot the lion and drove away with the Jaguar.

*cough* one submit per user please.

Christoffer Haugen Pettersen · May 21, 2011

Omer Said said:
Folks, please do not share off-topic things here, this thread is for the contest. We have fun and joke threads in the off-topic section. :thumb:

Also is that your creation Christoffer?

the image was googled, but i wrote on the text

William Levesque · May 22, 2011

It gotta be the first one

Omer Said · May 22, 2011

Well done Jean-Pierre Blanchy!

Your fantastic skin has been chosen as the winner! Enjoy your prize and keep skinning to make us happy!

Jempy · May 22, 2011

Good news Omer !

and :thanks:
I hope I was not the only one to submit !

Anyway, it was a pleasure to create my 1st skin for Race ... I learned a lot by doing this and tried to take the best I could from Gimp utilities.

Happy of course it was chosen.

Grégory Cogotti · May 23, 2011

Thank you Jean-Pierre, it's a really cool car you done !

Jempy · May 23, 2011

Thanks Grégory ... hope you'll enjoy it.

Nikola Ilivanov · May 24, 2011

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

modedit - NOT VALID ENTRY - READ THE RULES PLEASE

Jekabs Elerts · May 24, 2011

Oh, snap! xD
It's a great joke, but did you write it?

Because I just googled the last line and got many results, including this one:
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/college3_html.htm