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[Eric Stranne]

Is undecisive

 

[Jax Humanhater]

I finally have the Amulet of the Soul, and I feel INCREDIBLE POWER!

Oh yes, some breaking news I have for all of you, I have conquered the entire Western Hemisphere without breaking a sweat. Conquering the Old World should be a cinch from here on out.

Oh, about the user above, he better enjoy calling me his master while I confine him to a life of hard labour with unsuitable working conditions, working 18 hours a day, no breaks, a he will only earn 10 cents a day!

>:^)

 

[Rui F. Martins]

it's our master

 

[Erik Tveit]

Is Ruiiiii Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. Martinssssssssssss

 

[Bradley Vanian]

Can't spell.

Rueeeeeeey Effffffff Marteenss

 

[Erik Tveit]

Fartleeeeeeeeeeeeey Vaaaaniaaaaaaaaaaaan

 

[Jax Humanhater]

it's our master

Yes! I just conquered the entire Eastern Hemisphere. Tomorrow, there will be a ceremony to crown me as the Emperor of the World. Sorry, no commoners allowed. Only the World's richest, most influential, and most wicked are permitted to attend.

As Emperor-in-waiting, here are some new orders that will come in effect after my crowning:

-Every citizen of the World will be taxed by 95%. The rich citizens will only pay 1% empire tax. If you don't pay your taxes, then you will spend life in prison.
-Every citizen, including children, shall work 18 hours a day, earn 10 cents a day, no breaks, no vacations, no sick leaves, and most of all, no unionising. Failure to comply or absence from work means you spend the rest of your life in a concentration camp.
-Any citizen who incites rebellion will be sought after, and they will spend the rest of their life being tortured. The rebel's family and loved ones will permanently become my slaves. Men and children will do soft to hard labour. Young adult women slaves will become my concubines; you might as well call me Henry IX, because, if that female slave does not bear a son, I will feed her to my lions. If she produces a son, I will still feed her to my lions.

More to come. When I am crowned, you will only address me as Master; if you fail to address me as your superior, or, if you question me, insult me, make jokes about me, or you fail to accept my rule, you will be executed by a gunshot to the head, blind-folded.

Enjoy your life from here on out. >:^)

About the user above me, I wish I could feed him a stale cookie.

 

[Alexander Macdonald]

Eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil Tveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

 

[Linus Broström]

like's McDonald's

 

[Erik Tveit]

Got ninjaed

lol, ninjaed.. -.-

 

[Alexander Macdonald]

Got ninjaed while making a comment on someone else getting ninjaed (fail)

 

[Jax Humanhater]

Seemingly, was ninja'ed earlier, I assume.

 

[Alexander Macdonald]

Is a ninja dog

 

[Jax Humanhater]

Is a ninja dog

...who will soon become your Master. >:^)

 

[Alexander Macdonald]

Is a fan of dictatorship

 

[Eric Stranne]

Isn't

 

[Bradley Vanian]

Commented 5 minutes ago.

 

[Eric Stranne]

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[Alexander Macdonald]

0_0 0_0

 

[Pauline Collins]

Probably hates McDonalds now.