just lol
Look, Erik, despite our small conflicts, I have nothing personal towards you. It is just that I have been reading ancient Egyptian manuscripts, translating them, and studying them.
This is what I have read:
"Deep within the abode of a blue sasquatch, lies an amulet said to grant the wearer the power of that equivalent to a god."
"When the Amulet of the Soul is worn, the wearer not only becomes the Earth's guardian, it will reflect the world in the image of the wearer's soul; if the wearer has a good soul, the world will know nothing but peace; if the wearer has an evil soul, the world will know nothing but torment."
Bottom line is you are keeping me away from my ambitions of world domination. Now, my henchmen will knock you out cold, kidnap you, and feed you to my pack of ravenous lions. These lions will enjoy feasting on a rare specimen like you and they will think I'm spoiling them. >:^)
Muhahahaha!!!!
EDIT - The person who ninja'ed me will also be knocked out, kidnapped, and be thrown into my pit of ravenous lions.