Reminds me of Yamaha
"Oh what a ride on my knew motorcycle! You know my exhaust reminds me of the sound of a trombone..."
"do you want a trumpet alongside your bike or rather a full on stage grand piano?"
Or Mitsubishi.
You can save up money from your Mitsubishi IT Consultancy job, where you help out mining companies that work together with Mitsubishi Mining, and leave your home that's one the several you have bought that are managed with help from Mitsubishi, and are heated by Mitsubishi Heat Pumps. And as you are going away for a bit, you have stocked some canned and fry foods at home for when you return - bought at Mitsubishi-owned stores with Mitsubishi-owned brands.
Then you travel in your Mitsubishi to the airport built by Mitsubishi Infrastructure, and flies a Mitsubishi jet to another airport built by Mitsubishi. There you take a non-Mitsubishi(!) train (but with Mitsubishi transformers, motors etc.), on railways built by Mitsubishi, with Mitsubishi aircondition, light signals and management systems.
Then you finally arrive at your destination, where you rally car have been delivered by ship. A ship built by Mitsubishi. You change to your team clothes, heavily sponsored by Mitsubishi Chemicals, as they work with oil and fuel, so it fits. You sign autographs on photos printed on Mitsubishi-made paper, and meet your service-crew with their Isuzu trucks (made with loads of Mitsubishi parts).
The crew starts unloading with Mitsubishi forklifts, and uses Mitsubishi compressors.
For your VIP's, you have a deal with Pepsi, which have delivered a touch screen Pepsi Spire soda fountain with 8 different flavours. Of course, the soda fountain is made by Mitsubishi.
When all is said and done you jump in your rally car... which is not a Mitsubishi, because for some reason they don't care about motorsport... Ugh.
And now "Mitsubishi" just sounds very weird every time I read it or say it.