AC Social Event: GT4 @ Barcelona GP - Tue 20Feb18

[Dirk Steffen]

WTF, I don't believe what I'm hearing.................If I remember right a certain person was hanging on me for pulling out with neck & back issues, and here we are woosing out with a fekin cold typical Birdman..........Pommy Bauuuuuuuuustard grow a pair ya pu##y

Clearly @Allan Ramsbottom "The Birdman" is not himself today.

I am sure he either:

a) got confused about the space and time continuum about the proper race date:

b) slept in, stayed the day in bed and was dreaming about getting his feathers ruffled badly

c) actually was genuinely offered a #handjob
(first offer after begging strangers on his knees for years, only wearing his famous single sock !!!):

Spoiler: 18+

… but no worries.
If he would have made it and driven with us:

… he still would have been slow as usual:

… and ultimately would have blown up an engine and gotten REALLY crispy:

@Allan Ramsbottom - here is your chance to redeem yourself:
http://www.racedepartment.com/threads/gt3-mid-america-motorplex-fri-23feb18.147331/

 

[Allan Ramsbottom]

Sorry guys but i felt like ,even missed by be-loved Alfa GTAm around Road America with Denis and the boys.............but i will be back...and taking a line from Dame Vera Lynne............We,ll meet again, dont no where....dont no when, but i no we,ll meet again some sunny daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..(an i bet u were singing along too).

 

[Dirk Steffen]

We missed you Allan and had plenty to say about you at then race.
You were the only one missing though.
We had a tired Chancer, Bud who lost his voice, a disconnecting and cursing (as ever) Convict, the usually winning Ambassador, a couple of good sports and even a broken German with an even more broken computer showed no matter what.

#YouCannotChickenOutOnGroundsOfAColdWithThisBunchOfLoonaticsSoBetterShowUpSoonAsYouAreMissed

… and yes, I sang along ;-)