This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and this was too much for him.
"Goddammit," said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my food!'
"Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should keep it warm."
"Why don't you just shove it up your ***?" the man said angrily.
Thank you Craig for organizing these events. Very nice combo indeed!
Fast recovering to Calvin.
My race had not a big story. Problems findind the server, finally got it when qualy was about to end.
Started last, trying to stay with the lads in front, had a nice race with two drivers for a while, then I lost it, spun and took the car to the finish line.
No worries. It was my excuse for not winning the race. (Rather than my normal one which is that everyone is faster than me I shall, of course, be referring to you as Verstapen in all subsequent correspondence.