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This will be my Group C debut and I know absolutely nothing about these cars so I need to do some testing before I pick my weapon of choice
The main thing you need to know about these cars: Sauber C9-Satan's Spawn. Last seen going down the Kemmel Straight at Spa. Has adjustable Turbo aka Warp Drive aka Land Mine
Porsche LT- Adjustable turbo, good for longer tracks, but doesn't turn quite as well as little brother Porsche ST.
Mazda 787B - The Screaming Banshee. You should be getting apperance fees for showing up in this car just so the rest of us can hear the glorious sound of The Screaming Banshee from miles away. As close as you can get to F1 sounds of yesteryear's glorious V12-V10 era. RIP
So there you have it. 2 cars with adjustable turbos, one that turns the accelerator into a land min (C9), and 2 good all around cars with the 787B being the hero of the entire group because it brings some "Ambiance" to the party with it's lovely voice
For a race at "The Bridge" imo, the ST or Mazda will be great choices for us mere mortals. Give the C9 a try going down the main (pit) straight at 100% boost and trying to make the first corner
You have to start slowing down at pit entry if you get a good run out of the last corner
If you're new around here, welcome to the party. If not, you know what these fools are like
, usless as tits on a boar hog
(Southern saying you can look up), will steal your candy as they go by you at hyper drive speed.......especially that
@Chris Down character
, lure you in with I'm an old man bit.....see
@Medilloni @Denis Betty @Kek700 @HF2000 (who wears a disguise so he looks older than me, but I don't by it
) ........I want to be like these guys when I grow up and least, but never last
@pattikins (he's always in the mix....damn him
) and pretends to be, uhumm, experienced or lack of youth challenged
and then there's me, the distinguished gentleman that's as dependable as an 85 year old bladder and never disappoints (like an 85 year old male sausage
), the Village Idiot aka
Ok sports fans, I've mucked another thread up, yes your welcome, and hijacked it to a point that we may all get banned. If that's the case, I want to make it worth our while and do what Liberty Media won't do:
Can't leave out "Mother's Milk" beer
And a little Jordan colors tribute
I'm off to the car park. My driver is anxiously awaiting with my car
Staff had it's benefits, but being a member causes you guys fits
Cheers boys, I'll see you on Wednesday.