Got Your Fruit Basket Ready?

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This is a medical kind of shirt:rolleyes:....better wear this one next time Paul..get well soon!
 
Got your fruit basket ready?
Watch what ya ask for, I was just about to take the picture when my wife walked in and asked why I was standing on the bathroom counter naked.

Urban dictionary
Fruit basket

When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.


The best part of the fruit basket is when you hold the position and turn around you get the mangina.
 
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Get well soon Mr Jeffreys

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Hopefully I do not get in trouble for this...some Quotes from the link below
https://www.greetingcardpoet.com/get-well-soon-quotes/
 
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