F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Spanish Grand Prix Voting Open!

[schlitty]

Ahh home, I think I shall qualify 7th just to experience more cars passing me than normal.

 

[Burke Wells]

Alonso sadly realizes that not only does he have more seat time on scooters than in his car, but these scooters seem to be faster.

 

[Terry Rock]

Alonso to moped rider: 'Screw this. I'm outta here. You got enough fuel to get me to Indy?'

 

[ZRoberto]

Alonso: "I wish i had a pink car"

 

[PietervE8]

Alonso : " I'n not retiring, just stopping for a quick pee "
Official " Then why is everybody watching you so intently ? "

 

[PfzFantaribo]

"I really hope the Indycar engine fits."

 

[Bernhard Schreyek]

Is seppukku really the only way?...

 

[Andy_J]

Alonso thinking: "I'm tyre'd of all this"

 

[MoerasGrizzly]

"We all feel sorry for you, Alonso"

 

[Turk]

This new car is literally a pile of old tyres painted orange.

 

[dctoe]

"I think we passed a Porta-Potty about 10 tyres back."

 

[Hor-hay]

"30mil isn't enough to drive this pile of crap"

 

[Jose Borges]

"Do you think they can see us here in the back?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

It's time to vote! What are your favourite captions?

#15 - 2
#27 - 1

 

[rubaru]

#6 - 1 vote
#13 - 2 votes

 

[schlitty]

#3 - 1
#24 - 1
#33 - 1

 

[thatmotorfreak]

#2 - 1
#22 - 1
#23 - 1

 

[Karl S.]

#4 - 1
#12 - 1
#15 - 1

 

[Omer Said]

#13 - 2
#8 - 1

 

[JeffL]

I don't understand the helmet but nice touch.