B*llocks! I know what really happened, and it is time people know!
It all started many years ago. David was on vacation, he was travelling abroad in Egypt and he was visiting the ancient pyramids. One day, while exploring on a guided tour the temple of Karnak, he was looking at the parietal inscriptions. They were fascinating, the vibrant colours, the geroglyphs, the figures. That's when he saw something that sent shivers down his spine. A representative figure of power, so the guide said. They did not know what it precisely represented, but it sure had to do with the Egyptian pantheon. It was like a scribbled line. David took a picture and moved on.
Years later, he was browsing through the internet, looking for a track to make. One caught his eye. Bilsterberg. It sounded interesting. He took a look at its layout. The exact sensation he felt that day in Egypt came back to him again. A cold, penetrating shivering, chewing at his bones. The layout was exactly like the figure he saw at Karnak! He confronted the pictures. It was a perfect match.
As if he was possessed by the need of seeing through the matter, he started working tirelessly on the track. He refused to take a break until it was over, until he found out what was really happening. Every detail was perfectioned, thousands of photos took as reference. When the track was finally completed, David hit the 'Enter' button.
It was at that time, he realized he had been tricked. A potent light became emitted by the monitor, and soon took form in front of him, becoming bigger and bigger by the second. David stood up, violently hitting the chair, trashing it against the back wall. A rumbling sound. "Thank you David, you fulfilled the prophecy, and awoke me from my ancient slumber in which I was casted. Now, I will be able to consume the universe, and destroy every living being". David was genuinely scared. What did he do? He froze for a second. Then, he realized, there still was a way to make what it felt like a bad, horrible dream, go away. Hit the 'Esc' button. The creature understood his intention. "Have no worry David, I will do you no harm. You will have a place in the new order I will create, and here, the more I get stronger, the more a newfound power takes place in you. The ability to bend time, and be able to make all the tracks you want." David was tempted. It sure was a unique offer. However, he thought, what good was making awesome tracks if he had no one to share them with? David was too kind at heart, too valiant to accept to realize the creature's evil plot, and swiftly hit the keyboard button.
Clak.
A terrible sound shook the foundation of his entire home. It seemed as everything was going to collapse in a tremble. The light was re-absorbed into the monitor, and David quickly deleted all of the track files from his computer, erasing even just the memory of his work.
That day, he saved the world. Ironically though, nobody even realised it or knew.
Until today.
The fact that smoking weed is now legal in my country may or may not have anything to do with this story 
Also, R3E version of Bilsterberg will 100% guaranteed not destroy the universe. It may however, grant you super powers. Use them responsibly.
