I've gone down to "possibility" for this race as we're at a wedding this weekend and my other half doesn't have a dress to wear (i beg to f*&^ing differ) so i'm on "take the cow to the shop" duty tonight.
I'll aim to get back.
I hate women, i walk into a shop, pick up a top, find my size, buy it. But my other half has this tenancy to pick something up, tell me its nice, ask if i like it, i tell her i do, then she puts it back saying "no you don't" - then she'll spend 3 hours shopping and go back to the same god damn thing she saw in the first place.
Then she asks me all the way home if i really do like it.
I hate it.