AC 911 GT3 RS @ Algarve - Thu 01Mar18

Assetto Corsa Racing Club event
Hahaha :laugh: you are
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But relax and look at my server ;)
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But be careful, I think this one is Lorena's sister
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Grab yourself Zolder and let's run one of these days ;)
http://www.racedepartment.com/downloads/zolder.19822/

Remember, as well, she ain't got ABS. Good luck! :laugh:
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Oh you are going to be sooooooooooooo freaking good at this. We could charge for this stuff. We may all still be broke, but I guarantee you we'd be happy losers.
 
At first when I read the subtitle:

I was like :confused::confused::confused: We're going to need to do 4-5 pitstops because those road tyres aren't going to last and then saw this:

So maybe we'll only need to do 3 pitstops now :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

But yes, please sign me up :) Thanks Bobby

Also, what about using this skinpack? It was recently released and will make the field a lot more interesting :) http://www.racedepartment.com/downloads/porsche-911-gt3-rs-additional-colors-pack.19815/
I don't see why not. Consider it done:thumbsup:
 
In as a maybe !
What do you mean "maybe …"

THIS IS NOT KINDERGEBURTSTAG HERE, JA !!!
ES WIRD GE-SHOW-UP-ED AND MIT-GE-FAHREN AND GERADE-GE-STANDEN, ZACK, ZACK !!!


Your confused, I'm confused and Dirk is just plain insane:p
30 min practice + 30 min quli + 30 min race = 90 minutes of fun.......unless you sit in the pits agonizing over your telem................you get the idea:D

I want MOOOOORE

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Can i request a swap to :roflmao:thisView attachment 238039
… no, there will be no yawn-mobiles at this event!

And besides of the big effort the poor man has invested in this … thing.
It is not pretty.

Furthermore, this is against our terms of use and can be seen as provocative, pornographic and obscene to those of us waiting on the DRM Revival Mod:cautious: I would appreciate you refraining from further teases as now I'm completely shattered from the sight of that car. It's just unfair:(:D

Did someone say DRM?

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Oh and @Celtic Pharaoh I see we are royalty now, oh so faaaancy - how about I call myself "Porsche König" or "Turbopanzer Kanzler" or "Luftgekühlter Kaiser" from now on … seriously though - very cool nick ;-)
 
Seeing as there is so much INSANITY being splashed around in this thread, best add me to the list Mr OVERLORD sir:D:thumbsup:
Can I have one of these :D:sneaky::whistling:
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I hate to burst your bubble (see what I did there) as I know how you must be feeling so excited, just having "found" this yellow jelly bean in "someones garage" and "borrowed" it for "some time" but:

We are racing with cars only from Le Mans winning manufacturers this time …

… uuhm I meant to say from manufacturers who have won Le Mans at least …
… ahhem, ahemm 19 times.

That would be 19 as in more than 18, you know, … like … ahmm … like as much as …
NO OTHER MANUFACTURER EVER DID!

19 !!!



19 :p

first in 1951
(1st in 1100cc class, 20th overall with less than 50hp and the very first race win for the Porsche factory)
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… and most recently in 2017:
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I hate to burst your bubble (see what I did there) as I know how you must be feeling so excited, just having "found" this yellow jelly bean in "someones garage" and "borrowed" it for "some time" but:

We are racing with cars only from Le Mans winning manufacturers this time …

… uuhm I meant to say from manufacturers who have won Le Mans at least …
… ahhem, ahemm 19 times.

That would be 19 as in more than 18, you know, … like … ahmm … like as much as …
NO OTHER MANUFACTURER EVER DID!

19 !!!



19 :p

first in 1951
(1st in 1100cc class, 20th overall with less than 50hp and the very first race win for the Porsche factory)
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… and most recently in 2017:
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But none of those are REAL cars, for a start their NOT 8 cylinders and the steering wheel is on the WRONG side of the car. And lets not forget FORD was the FIRST car produced for the masses, did you get that FIRST car produced, I'll say it one more time, FIRST car produced.:cool::D:p:p
 
… well my dear sunburnt Koala cuddling beach bum - I have to say you are grasping at straws here :p

Ford came to Le Mans to beat Ferrari (remember those Italian cars that would break down so often and failed to perform when a real contender (Porsche) showed up, proceeding to complain and cheat as our Italien friends are known for to do so well).

Ford beat Ferrari and when that new little outfit (Porsche) showed up with … ahem … ahem 12 cylinder engines with … ahem … the steering wheel on the wrong (right) side mind you, two major manufacturers got … how do you Australians say so poetically say … :poop:-mixed.

Remember the two girly manufacturers who then tucked in their tail and went wincing not to win another Le Mans race again?

And … ok, I give you the first series production vehicle in a line manufacturing situation (hardly a first car in any context).
The First Car manufactured though goes, how else could it be, to us Germans, … of course.

That would be the "Benz Patent Motorwagen" in 1885 (that was when the members of the Ford family were still sucking nipples and pooping panties :poop:). :p

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Btw - here is a nice piece of Le Mans history:
https://www.porsche.com/specials/en...en~mission-report-missionreport-lemanswinner/
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;):p:cool::D:cool:;):)
 
I cannot express how sad I am but I will not be able to make it to this event.

This hurts especially hard as I was practically BEGGING :notworthy: @Bobby Pennington to set up this event (he made me calling him "Our Great Leader" while I had to hold a mirror for His Excellency so he could admire his beauty) and now I have to pull out in the last minute. :cry:

I am sorry guys, especially sorry though not being able to see The Convict loosing his :poop: around beautiful Portugal in the most beautiful car ever created :)
 
@Dirk Steffen aka Porsche whore;):roflmao::D
I am deeply saddened by your inability to attend this event, I know it must be gut wrenching for you to miss out on a chance to drive your beloved 911 RS on this amazing track, in a vein attempt to humiliate me in front of our peers:speechless::confused:, but the sad reality is, even with all your telemetry wisdom:notworthy::notworthy:........I'm better than you, even in a Porsche, it's just a crying shame you wont be around for me to prove it.;);):laugh::laugh:
 
@Dirk Steffen aka Porsche whore;):roflmao::D
I am deeply saddened by your inability to attend this event, I know it must be gut wrenching for you to miss out on a chance to drive your beloved 911 RS on this amazing track, in a vein attempt to humiliate me in front of our peers:speechless::confused:, but the sad reality is, even with all your telemetry wisdom:notworthy::notworthy:........I'm better than you, even in a Porsche, it's just a crying shame you won't be around for me to prove it.;);):laugh::laugh:

 

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