VB: "Hey Felipe, how are you feeling? You don't look too happy!"
FM: "I'm never drinking that much Martini with you again, even if it did make us look good with our *hiccup* sponsors this year"
2014 F1 Caption Competition
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VB: "Hey Felipe, how are you feeling? You don't look too happy!"
FM: "I'm never drinking that much Martini with you again, even if it did make us look good with our *hiccup* sponsors this year"
"Valtteri, I heard that we have to pin an olive onto our overalls and we have to eat one before every race now that we're sponsored by Martini!"
"Don't worry Felipe, the team has really 'shaken' up the design department. Some fans are 'stirring' rumours that we might be quick in Melbourne."
"I don't like Olives. They make me gassy Valterri!"
"Ah, we won't have to worry about the 100kg fuel limit then.."
"Wait wha-.."
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Aidan Keranen
League of Legends Play by Play Caster
(Individual thoughts before the GP)
Lewis: How I like it, I see nothing in front of me.
Nico: Gonna be a hard one, need a good start, clean shifts (mumbles technical jargon) and then perhaps win the race...
Valteri: .... YOLO, I'M TAKING YOU ALL ON B****ES
Disregard
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Manuel De Samaniego
3X Race Department Rally Champion
Felipe's thinking : mmm... nice grid girls
Valteri: mmmm... cake
Nico: How can Lewis wear that stupid cap.
Marussia guys: finally for once we're on top,and they cut our heads!
Massa: That's the closest I have been to Lewis since 2011... What shall I do?
Bottas: They will only be ahead of us here
Lewis: Hahah, from the guys around me, I am the only champ
"The FIM has seemed to miscalculate the order of the teams, that's probably because they used Massa's eyebrow as a calculator"
Rosberg: What are we doing here??
Hamilton: Dude let's just chill out man
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Massa: I feel like i'm missing a facial feature
Bottas: It's probably a Championship Title. And who do you think you are Sauber driver? Your arm has no right in this picture
Photographer: "Is it me.. or has Valterri been swapped for a Madame Tussauds version of himself? He looks very.. waxy.
Here we can see two young Mercedes fans posing in front of the Martini Williams drivers.
Aidan Keranen
League of Legends Play by Play Caster
Final Entry
Felipe (looking at Grid Girls): Hey ladies, look at Valteri, now back to me, now back to Valteri, NOW BACK TO ME. Sadly, he isn't me....(continues)
Nico: Does he know we can hear him?
Lewis: shush Nico, lets see if he notices...*chuckles-and-smirks-to-self*
Felipe (looking at Grid Girls): Hey ladies, look at Valteri, now back to me, now back to Valteri, NOW BACK TO ME. Sadly, he isn't me....(continues)
Nico: Does he know we can hear him?
Lewis: shush Nico, lets see if he notices...*chuckles-and-smirks-to-self*
Chris
Premium
Valtteri Bottas challenges his fellow drivers to a Finnish past-time game called "Be quiet and emotionless".
*Lewis enjoying shoulder massage*
Rosberg: These guys are weird..
Australian Grand Prix
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Rules in the first post.
Entries open until next Monday.
Massa.... Ahhhhhhhh.....pi**ing feels so good.
Lewis.....smiley Lewis, golden shower..... would Nicole like it........
Chris Jenkins
Driving til the wheels fall off
Massa: ahh pi**ing feels so good!
Lewis: Yep, almost as good as pi**ing on your title hopes felt in '08!
(Sorry for hi-jacking your caption Tony)
Massa: "Wah dah hell der are wires comin out of lewis... wah do i do? dont react"
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Massa: ahh pi**ing feels so good!
Lewis: Yep, almost as good as pi**ing on your title hopes felt in '08!
(Sorry for hi-jacking your caption Tony)
