Out of an estimated 7 billion, I would love to meet a man named Richard Johnson.
I would also love it if he allowed me to address him by a common nickname for people named Richard: Dick.
My life would be one step closer to complete if I met a Dick Johnson.
EDIT - if I meet him, I hope he has a one-eyed python, because, not only will he live up to his name, but, he will be the best man at my wedding.
I would also love it if he allowed me to address him by a common nickname for people named Richard: Dick.
My life would be one step closer to complete if I met a Dick Johnson.
EDIT - if I meet him, I hope he has a one-eyed python, because, not only will he live up to his name, but, he will be the best man at my wedding.