The Official Merry Christmas 2009 Thread

[Jari Vinnari]

Wish you all merry and peaceful Christmas.

 

[Ben Tusting]

lus1: and a happy new year

 

[Warren Dawes]

And a very happy Christmas to you too Jari.

 

[Omer Said]

Happy new year folks I hope 2010 will be better than this year in every sides.

 

[Ross Balfour]

Merry Christmas and happy new year to all

 

[Resi Respati]

Happy New Year to all guys @ RD

 

[Rhys Gardiner]

Merry Christmas and happy new year, guys...

 

[Jonathan Johansson]

Merry xmas!

 

[Marcel Hulsbergen]

From me to all of you here, Mary Christmas and a great and happy 2010!!!!

 

[Kris Leeten]

Happy holidays to all of you guys out there! Best wishes for 2010

 

[Marcin Skrzypczak]

Merry Christmas !!!!!

 

[Martin Bulgin]

Thanks Jari, Merry Christmas to you as well, I love christmas but hate new year but have a happy one.

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

Merry Xmas to you all guys. Lets hope 2010 will be even better than 2009! Let's all stay healthy and that Jari's wish of world peace will finally come true

 

[Hannu Karesola]

Merry Christmas and happy new year to everyone!

 

[Ryan Callan]

Marry Christmas and a Happy New Year gents

 

[Paul Cullern]

The best Christmas Joke.....maybe

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?









Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.









So, if there is no perfect man and no santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.



By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen

 

[Paul Cullern]

Merry Xmas guys and gals. I hope you all have a wonderful 2010.

 

[Ryan Callan]

Hehehehe ROFL

 

[Grégory Cogotti]

Merry christmas to all the community, and happy new year too

 

[Martin Vrba]

merry christmas guys!!!