Pointless thread about iOpener Enabled cover.

I don't want to sound very predatory by any means, but I have to say, like many of us male users, I can't get enough of the cover girl for "iOpener Enabled". I feel like a drooling Labrador Retriever fetching mallards.

I hate to sound perverted even if she is a user here, or just a plain cover girl, but, I just felt like sharing it. If I lived in Europe and possibly knew her matron tongue, let alone, knew her, I'd give her a brief compliment, but not to sexual bounds. All I can say is this: awesome picture of her with the BMW helmet, especially considering it's the only car I enamour most.

Subject diversion, but I'm one of those men who would not get bothered by a female racer; I'd embrace it.

Note to Admin: My apologies if I am unintentionally alluding to sexual references, or if I am being sexually harassing; I am unaware of whether my remarks go against policy. If they do, punish me however; if they don't, then this note was unnecessary.
 

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