Lost in Translation

[Resi Respati]

http://tashian.com/multibabel/

Here is a nice little website which takes a statement through all the languages and puts it back to English.

Example:

Original English Text:
I'm a little tea pot, short and stout.

Translated to French:
I' ; m un peu de pot, short et bière de malt de thé.

Translated back to English:
I' m a little pot, shorts and beer of malt of tea.

Translated to German:
I' m ein kleiner Topf, Kurzschlüsse und Bier des Malzes des Tees.

Translated back to English:
I' m a small pot, short-circuits and a beer of the malt of the tea.

Translated to Italian:
I' m. un piccolo vaso, cortocircuiti e una birra del malto del tè.

Translated back to English:
I' m. a small vase, short circuits and a beer of the malto of the tea.

Translated to Portuguese:
I' m. um vaso pequeno, short - circuitos e uma cerveja do malto do chá.

Translated back to English:
I' m. a small vase, shorts - circuits and a beer of malto of the tea.

Translated to Spanish:
I' m. un pequeño florero, cortocircuitos - circuitos y una cerveza del malto del té.

Translated back to English:
I' m. a small florero, short circuits - circuits and a beer of malto of the tea.


Try it

 

[Omer Said]

I tried this:

Original English Text:
Hello i'm a crazy stupid

Translated to French:
Bonjour i' ; m un stupide fou

Translated back to English:
Hello i' m stupid gives

Translated to German:
Hallo i' dummes m gibt

Translated back to English:
Hello i' stupid m gives

Translated to Italian:
Ciao i' elasticità stupide di m.

Translated back to English:
Hello i' stupid elasticities of m.

Translated to Portuguese:
Olá! i' elasticidades estúpidas do M.

Translated back to English:
Olá! i' dull elasticities of the M.

Translated to Spanish:
¡Olá! i' elasticidades opacas del M.

Translated back to English:
Wave! i' opaque elasticities of the M.

 

[Péter Bártfai]

Original English Text:
What the hell are you doing?

Translated to French:
Diable faites-vous ?

Translated back to English:
Devil do you make?

Translated to German:
Teufel machen Sie?

Translated back to English:
You make devil?

Translated to Italian:
Fate il diavolo?

Translated back to English:
Fairies the devil?

Translated to Portuguese:
Fadas o diabo?

Translated back to English:
Fairies the devil?

Translated to Spanish:
¿Hadas el diablo?

Translated back to English:
You foretell the devil?

 

[Ondrej Kapal]

Original English Text:
Hi

Translated to French:
Salut

Translated back to English:
Hello

Translated to German:
Hallo

Translated back to English:
Hello

Translated to Italian:
Ciao

Translated back to English:
Hello

Translated to Portuguese:
Olá!

Translated back to English:
Olá!

Translated to Spanish:
¡Olá!

Translated back to English:
Wave!

 

[Resi Respati]

Let's add a bit of Chinese and Japanese in it

Original English Text:
Some say he is scared of bells.

Translated to Japanese:
ある人々は彼が鐘のおびえ ていることを言う。

Translated back to English:
The certain people mean that he could to have the bell.

Translated to Chinese:
他可能把响铃的某一人平均 值。

Translated back to English:
His possibly bell's some people of mean value.

Translated to French:
Certains de sa probablement cloche de valeur moyenne.

Translated back to English:
Some of its probably bell of median value.

Translated to German:
Etwas von seiner vermutlich Glocke des mittleren Wertes.

Translated back to English:
Something of its probably bell of the middle value.

Translated to Italian:
Qualcosa del suo probabilmente segnalatore acustico del valore medio.

Translated back to English:
Something of its probably acoustic signaler of the medium value.

Translated to Portuguese:
Algo de seu signaler provavelmente acústico do valor médio.

Translated back to English:
Something of its signaler probably acoustic of the average value.

Translated to Spanish:
Algo de su signaler probablemente acústico del valor medio.

Translated back to English:
Something of his signaler probably acoustic of the average value.

 

[James Chesters]

Original English Text:
lost in translation

Translated to Japanese:
変換で失われる

Translated back to English:
It is lost with conversion

Translated to Chinese:
它丢失与转换

Translated back to English:
It loses and converts

Translated to French:
Il détruit et convertit

Translated back to English:
It destroys and converts

Translated to German:
Es zerstört und konvertiert

Translated back to English:
It destroys and converts

Translated to Italian:
Distrugge e converte

Translated back to English:
It destroys and it converts

Translated to Portuguese:
Destrói e converte

Translated back to English:
It destroys and it converts

Translated to Spanish:
Destruye y convierte

Translated back to English:
It destroys and it turns

 

[Abdul Al-Amry]

LMAO at this thread.

 

[Ross Balfour]

This one isn't that bad:

Original English Text:
Some say he knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong.
Translated to French:
Certains indiquent qu'il sait deux faits sur des canards, et les deux ont tort.

Translated back to English:
Some indicate that it knows two facts about ducks, and both are wrong.

Translated to German:
Einige zeigen an, dass es zwei Tatsachen über Enten weiß, und beide sind falsch.

Translated back to English:
Some it display that it knows two facts about ducks, and both are false.

Translated to Italian:
Alcuni visualizzazione che conosce due fatti circa le anatre ed entrambi è falso.

Translated back to English:
Some visualization that know two facts approximately the ducks and both are false.

Translated to Portuguese:
Algum visualização que sabem dois fatos aproximadamente os patos e ambos são falsos.

Translated back to English:
Some visualization that knows two facts aproximadamente the ducks and both are false.

Translated to Spanish:
Una cierta visualización que sabe el aproximadamente de dos hechos los patos y ambas son falsas.

Translated back to English:
A certain visualization that approximately know of the two facts ducks and both are false.